brilliant solution

On any televised concert or speech (many, I assure you) the camera guys try to get many shots of the audience. Unfortunately, the audience often sit in the dark during concerts. The solution? Attach a blinding light onto the camera. Everyone from the audience glows bright white and has extremely small pupils when appearing on tv.

I am in the process of making up for a youth without much television. When I leave this country, I will never ever watch anything except the Olympics (but not Bob Costas, unless he's with Elfie) again.