bugs

I think bugs may in fact be a weather type. I think our weatherpeople ought to report the air saturation of bugs. So here it’s 30 degrees C, about 60% humidity, with a 70% bug saturation, up to 90% saturation around people who have been outside for over 30 seconds. And speaking of bugs, I’m not at all sure I don’t have fleas or something. Bugs are always coming out of my hair, my clothes, my ears. I spent some time in front of the mirror, inspecting for an infestation and washed my hair before I was scheduled to, and it didn’t turn up anything conclusive. One of the floor rugs definitely has fleas. I think I can attribute most of this problem to the fact that there are bugs everywhere else. So, why not on me?