grumpy

In America, when someone is lazy and doesn’t want to unlock the bathroom, he or she will usually tell you to do it yourself. Here, someone will usually tell you there is no key, with a straight face and no shame, like what happened to me this morning. Thanks, key lady. (The same lady who controls the little shop with water and m&m’s that is never open, no matter how many little chants I say in my head).